Post by Vampire-Jekyll on Mar 23, 2005 23:37:07 GMT -5
Yeah so this year we got a new band teacher at school. Now our old band teacher was old but very strict and actually a really cool guy. But he moved this summer and the school board hired another teacher....a rookie. It's really sad how much more we know than him. But anyways for the past 6 months now, I've had to put up with his shameful teaching ways. I'm sorry, but the guy actually screams in a high pitched voice if we play it even slightly wrong. So to cope with this mental strain i went out and bought a brand new pair of drumsticks (yes i'm a drummer). Now everytime I can't handle his pathetic attemps at teaching, like saying "I just want you to play it perfectly, and that's all I'm expecting," I take one of those brand new drumsticks and smash it up against my forehead. Not lightly , no, with all the force my body can muster. Now today i noticed something odd. Normal drumsticks look kinda like this: || . My brand new drumsticks look like this: )( . Yes that's right, I've bend my sticks over my skull. Soon they will break, and when they are ready to....I'll just have to go out and buy another pair! Any comments?
